Jokes

[mirock]

Teacher of music said to his naughty pupil:
- If you won't calm down I'll tell your mother that you have a talent.

[mirock]

Little girl go along corridor with big globe of world under the arm.
Teacher asked her:
- Where do you go with this big globe, maybe in the class of geography?
- No, in the toilet. My mood so bad, that I want to crap whole world!

[mirock]

The father said to son:
- When Abraham Lincoln was your age, everyday, he walked 19 kilometers on foot.
- When Abraham Lincoln was your age, he was president.

[mirock]

Young art teacher drew apple on the board.
- Children, - said she.
- What is that?
Pupils chorus:
- Ass!
- What? What do you afford? Unbelievable! I call to director!
Angry director runs into the class, looks on the board and cried:
- Who from you drew ass on the board?!?!

[mirock]

Somebody calls to the broadcast:
- Hello! Is it a Morning Talk Radio?
- Yes, do you want to tell us story?
- Yes, yesterday I found a wallet on the road. There were different cards and driver's license of Jim Williams and 5000 $.
- Wow, so genteel, that you want to make advertisement to find him and give back the money and wallet?
- No, I want to order good song for him!

[mirock]

Hello John. How your young wife?
- Everyday, she visited all bars, pubs and striptiz-clubs.
- What? So young lady!? What does she do there?
- She seeks for me.

[mirock]

Knight came to the King and brought something in poke:
- Ok, your magesty, here it is head of Dragon.
King said.
- Ok, here it is hand of princess...

[Yuri P]

A  young  car  salesman  sat  down  in  the  office  of the
transport manager of a large firm.
“You’re  very  lucky,  young  man,”  said  the  transport
manager “I have refused to see six salesmen today”.
“Yes, I know,” said the salesman, “I’m them”.

[mirock]

I have not been here for almost a year!